I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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