You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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