do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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