i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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