I wish I could punch you in the face.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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