Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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