you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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