THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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