Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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