doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're my little dorito
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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