Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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