how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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