idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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