your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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