Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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