Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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