I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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