She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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