at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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