What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You pole danced in your parka.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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