If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
sex on a bike is impossible
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