How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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