Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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