Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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