# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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