My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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