I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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