and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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