Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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