Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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