So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Come on in and take your pants off
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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