i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My dick has a subreddit
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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