I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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