But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You were trust falling into bushes
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