why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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