and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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