I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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