Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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