Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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