hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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