We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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