i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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