I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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