it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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