Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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