yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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