I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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