im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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