The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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