Plan B is the new Plan A
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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