i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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