dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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