shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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