is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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