Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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