I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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