Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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